Three Nine Crew

Written by:
Deesko, Kwik2, Kraft, Monk, Prolix & Proper

Some people don’t like jokes

Me:  Hey, how are you this morning, what can I get you?

Her: Pack of Marlboro Lights in a box.

Me: Sure, can I see your ID?

Her: Oh shoot, I forgot it in my office. I work right upstairs.

Me: oh ok, which office?

Her: Super Excellent Computer Stuff Inc.* I come here everyday.

Me: Oh, ok, yeah I know Dan* (the owner) very well. That’s fine. It’s my first day being back to working during the day so I’ll have to get used to all the new faces. (smiling)

Me: That’ll be $6.35.

Her: Yeah, I’m 22, I promise.

Me: Ok, I’ll just check with your boss later (laughing and smiling).

Her: Maybe you should check with your boss. (not laughing)

2nd customer, walking in the door: “Hey, how have you been? Did your wife have the baby yet?”

The realization that instantly spread across her face when she heard that made me laugh a little inside, but I still wonder why she doesn’t like jokes.

Maybe I’ll ask her boss.

* Names have been changed to protect the unhappy.

-Rob